Back from an extremely coveted goa trip. cast & crew includes my school friends.
Out of many things which we did and will tell others and the things which we did but wudnt tell anyone and the things which i wudnt even mention that i m not going to tell and the ones which we didnt but will tell..heres one of things which actually is forcing me to write this
the DISCOTHEQUE, TITTO's is by far the best disco i ever visited. and most probably the first one :D..
The very reason Y i never been to a disco is because almost most of them has couple entries.
if u do not have a partner... then go to a place where they alow stag(single aka losers) entires which is any bar and talk abt how its more sensible to be a single and how u do not have to waste money on ur partner and how inane it is to dance to those blaring rock tunes and how u all are lying about all the above things.
neways, We tried to luk for partners. all we wanted to was to get in there somehow.One of my friends dared to talk to two russian girls whose names were natasha and natasha, and who did not know english much. so my friend with all his ceredentials of sign language, tried to make them understand.
all he said was
8'O clock. disco open.
u come. 10 O clock.
one of the natashas said Y??( so far so good).
couple entry.
wat?? ( another natasha)
1 boy 1 girl.
2 boy 2 girl.
enter disco.
after seperate.
suddenly,
they started giggling. god knows Y. may be its russian way of sayin we will come.they finally said ok.
we went mad basically, it was like a drop of water for a person lost in deserts. as if suddenly i woke up and come to know that my father's uncle's daughter's husband's grandfather has inherited all his wealth to me. as if aishwarya has ditched abhishek for me because she thinks i have got a more sexier beard than him and bipasha and kareena are going to kill aishwarya for this....
ahem ahem.... back to topic.....
There we were... every1 combing hair for the 55millionth time before leaving the room ... pouring gallons of perfumes and deodrants all over themselves...finally reached the disco from the roooms... it was 9 30( a brief note on puncutality here : we are so punctual that we missed our train from goa to blore because of our elacrity in packing stuff).
No natashas so far.
Ok we have still time.. do not lose hope natasha and natasha will come. may be they are not as punctual as we are. And if they are not coming.. they will let us know... then again we can perusade them. and who knows they will send some other girls... if they are not able to make it... "they will come i know"... one of my friends said with so much conviction that that made our perishing hopes loiter some more time.
in the end they told us that they arent coming... by not coming :D....
ok, no problems .. as if we were dying ... who cares ... we know how sensible it is to be a single and how we do not have to spend money on partner and how we cannot dance to those rock tunes....we already knew that they arent going to come... big deal huh!!!
Then there was nothing else to do xcept to go.... except we didnt.....TITTO's have stag entries :)....
Inside the disco finally... luks as usaual dark with all the lasers around.... and of course laaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuud music...
I was the first timer, some of my friend had been to such places earlier... but i must say that did not make any better than me( no hard feelings guys)..... they were gud but still lacking that touch of a professional disco goer....
Never felt so out of place... because u only have 1 square meter of land....enjoy,have a bash, drink, trip, rise, all with that 800Rs/meter-square land.
then ultimately i started making moves... all i know was kaka ishtyle of throwing cards... or amit ji's desi naach or mithun da's pelvic thrusts.....
Then i luked around... to see what other people are doing....
-->target 1
there was this guy who was singing along the tracks being played.. and all he was doing was oscillating his head left-right ..left-right... thats it entire body stiff only the head moving and he knew every word of every song being played.... i wasnt even able to distinguish between the songs and this guy have mastered it all....
But when u r in disco do disco man do not sing. so u better khisko from here...
-->target 2
then quite a few who swayed there bodies in no congruity wat so ever..... and constantly ogling at the babes and boozing.... wats the point dude??? u shud also khiskofy from here
-->target 3
couples ..... i felt like telling some.... "go get a room".....
but few of them were nice,actually dancing well....
-->target 4
then few of the guys were just standing and staring at the bar girl who the disco people have hired to dance in skimpy clothes.....
-->target 5
while the other few so highly inebriated i did not know what they were doing even they did not know what they were doing...
--> target 6(BULLS EYE)
then there was this group of girls dancing..... one of them was an asian (non indian) :D.... the other was a petite longish girl... they were awesome .. every part of the body in tune with every beat of the song being played....i was sure they had been to disco more than as many times i have been to loo :D....
thats it there i found my inspiration... i instantly fell in love with that asian girl... i tried copying her a lot... but she was so swift in her moves i wasnt able to imitate her.... but still i managed to carve out my own move similar but not same... a little less hand moving a little less leg moving a little less hip shakes and no expression at all on face.. i had my own version....
after that throughout my stay i just repeated her steps.... and i was enjoying....
please get in touch with me if u want to learn that step....beauty of the step lies in the fact that u can do that in every other song..
and then she left.... i lost all the interest......i stopped,felt bad for a while, lit many ciggis.... and again i started dancing....
suddenly a spasm of cofidence smeared me..... we were dancing well in our own peculiar way.... and then i realised its not abt how u dance ... its abt realising that u like what u are doing.. its about knowing that you like dancing..... i was lost dnt know where ... may be alcohol started working now... all i knew was that i was dancing and dancing not knowing wat wud happen after this... what happend 2 days before at my office.... what will happen if people see me like this...What am i doing with my life....is everythign allright ....my mind went blank...
each part of body swaying and moving all around and my mind at complete rest.....
A small advice.....
when u go to disco.... forget everything... dance for urself... dance for ur partner.....be happy....have fun of life.....everything else can wait....
Out of many things which we did and will tell others and the things which we did but wudnt tell anyone and the things which i wudnt even mention that i m not going to tell and the ones which we didnt but will tell..heres one of things which actually is forcing me to write this
the DISCOTHEQUE, TITTO's is by far the best disco i ever visited. and most probably the first one :D..
The very reason Y i never been to a disco is because almost most of them has couple entries.
if u do not have a partner... then go to a place where they alow stag(single aka losers) entires which is any bar and talk abt how its more sensible to be a single and how u do not have to waste money on ur partner and how inane it is to dance to those blaring rock tunes and how u all are lying about all the above things.
neways, We tried to luk for partners. all we wanted to was to get in there somehow.One of my friends dared to talk to two russian girls whose names were natasha and natasha, and who did not know english much. so my friend with all his ceredentials of sign language, tried to make them understand.
all he said was
8'O clock. disco open.
u come. 10 O clock.
one of the natashas said Y??( so far so good).
couple entry.
wat?? ( another natasha)
1 boy 1 girl.
2 boy 2 girl.
enter disco.
after seperate.
suddenly,
they started giggling. god knows Y. may be its russian way of sayin we will come.they finally said ok.
we went mad basically, it was like a drop of water for a person lost in deserts. as if suddenly i woke up and come to know that my father's uncle's daughter's husband's grandfather has inherited all his wealth to me. as if aishwarya has ditched abhishek for me because she thinks i have got a more sexier beard than him and bipasha and kareena are going to kill aishwarya for this....
ahem ahem.... back to topic.....
There we were... every1 combing hair for the 55millionth time before leaving the room ... pouring gallons of perfumes and deodrants all over themselves...finally reached the disco from the roooms... it was 9 30( a brief note on puncutality here : we are so punctual that we missed our train from goa to blore because of our elacrity in packing stuff).
No natashas so far.
Ok we have still time.. do not lose hope natasha and natasha will come. may be they are not as punctual as we are. And if they are not coming.. they will let us know... then again we can perusade them. and who knows they will send some other girls... if they are not able to make it... "they will come i know"... one of my friends said with so much conviction that that made our perishing hopes loiter some more time.
in the end they told us that they arent coming... by not coming :D....
ok, no problems .. as if we were dying ... who cares ... we know how sensible it is to be a single and how we do not have to spend money on partner and how we cannot dance to those rock tunes....we already knew that they arent going to come... big deal huh!!!
Then there was nothing else to do xcept to go.... except we didnt.....TITTO's have stag entries :)....
Inside the disco finally... luks as usaual dark with all the lasers around.... and of course laaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuud music...
I was the first timer, some of my friend had been to such places earlier... but i must say that did not make any better than me( no hard feelings guys)..... they were gud but still lacking that touch of a professional disco goer....
Never felt so out of place... because u only have 1 square meter of land....enjoy,have a bash, drink, trip, rise, all with that 800Rs/meter-square land.
then ultimately i started making moves... all i know was kaka ishtyle of throwing cards... or amit ji's desi naach or mithun da's pelvic thrusts.....
Then i luked around... to see what other people are doing....
-->target 1
there was this guy who was singing along the tracks being played.. and all he was doing was oscillating his head left-right ..left-right... thats it entire body stiff only the head moving and he knew every word of every song being played.... i wasnt even able to distinguish between the songs and this guy have mastered it all....
But when u r in disco do disco man do not sing. so u better khisko from here...
-->target 2
then quite a few who swayed there bodies in no congruity wat so ever..... and constantly ogling at the babes and boozing.... wats the point dude??? u shud also khiskofy from here
-->target 3
couples ..... i felt like telling some.... "go get a room".....
but few of them were nice,actually dancing well....
-->target 4
then few of the guys were just standing and staring at the bar girl who the disco people have hired to dance in skimpy clothes.....
-->target 5
while the other few so highly inebriated i did not know what they were doing even they did not know what they were doing...
--> target 6(BULLS EYE)
then there was this group of girls dancing..... one of them was an asian (non indian) :D.... the other was a petite longish girl... they were awesome .. every part of the body in tune with every beat of the song being played....i was sure they had been to disco more than as many times i have been to loo :D....
thats it there i found my inspiration... i instantly fell in love with that asian girl... i tried copying her a lot... but she was so swift in her moves i wasnt able to imitate her.... but still i managed to carve out my own move similar but not same... a little less hand moving a little less leg moving a little less hip shakes and no expression at all on face.. i had my own version....
after that throughout my stay i just repeated her steps.... and i was enjoying....
please get in touch with me if u want to learn that step....beauty of the step lies in the fact that u can do that in every other song..
and then she left.... i lost all the interest......i stopped,felt bad for a while, lit many ciggis.... and again i started dancing....
suddenly a spasm of cofidence smeared me..... we were dancing well in our own peculiar way.... and then i realised its not abt how u dance ... its abt realising that u like what u are doing.. its about knowing that you like dancing..... i was lost dnt know where ... may be alcohol started working now... all i knew was that i was dancing and dancing not knowing wat wud happen after this... what happend 2 days before at my office.... what will happen if people see me like this...What am i doing with my life....is everythign allright ....my mind went blank...
each part of body swaying and moving all around and my mind at complete rest.....
A small advice.....
when u go to disco.... forget everything... dance for urself... dance for ur partner.....be happy....have fun of life.....everything else can wait....